How bored are you?
What kind of a question is that.


Has anybody ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
Yes, then I beat her.


Do you like to cuddle?
You calling me gay?

How many different people of the opposite sex have you really cried over?
real men don't cry.


Who was the last person's voice you heard?
GODS

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
I passed out ass kickings.


Do you like your life as of now?
my life is no different from your life.. oh wait, I'm loved.


Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
I kissed my muscles. that's all you need to know.


Did you speak to your mother today?
I love. My mother.


When is the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
when I was done kicking his ass.


Where is your number one right now?
In my pants.


When was the last time you cleaned your room?
Real men don't clean.


How did you wake up this morning?
sleeping is for wimps.


Do you curse a lot?
cursing is for elementary school, they had to make up a new word for what I do.


When was the last time you cried really hard?
Last time I checked, I was a man.


Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
My ass.


What are you not looking forward to?
seeing all of your ugly faces.


What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
Fuck I wish I was you

Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
Yes, that reason is for me to kick your ass.


Has anyone disappointed you recently?
All of you have.


How late did you stay up last night and why?
I didnt sleep

Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
I don't need love.


Are you a jealous person?
Jealous of my muscles... sometimes.


Does anyone like you?
everyone does.


What's something you really want right now?
I want nothing, I need nothing, I only take what I please.


Do you love anyone?
Yes. My muscles.


Would you rather be the opposite sex?
Never.


Do you like spending time with your parents?
My parents spend time with me.


What would you do if your parents caught you drinking?
continue as I was.


Do you watch any cartoons?
No.


Have you ever lost a house or car key that you never found?
I lose nothing.


Do you dance in the car?
Dancing is for women, at a club.


Is there someone you don't ever want to be out of your life?
I hate you all.


Where did you get your last bruise from?
HA, I've never bruised.


What are you currently hearing right now?
The agonizing screams of a 4 year old as I punch his stomach.


Do you worry your last ex will move on and be happier with another person?
She will never be happy without me.


Do you think relationships are hard?
heh heh.


Have you broken the law in the past 3 days?
No, but my muscles have.


Do you want someone you can't have?
I have everything I need, and If I want something it better be mine by the time I think about it.


Do you like where you live?
I live where nerds live so I can beat them up.


What was the first thing you thought this morning?
Man, I'm glad im not you.


Is there someone that you believe you will always be attracted to?
My muscles.


What are you thinking of right now?
Everything.


Do you miss anyone?
I never miss, when I swing, my punch is always a direct hit.


Who last drove you under the age of 21?
Everyone drives me mad, regardless of age.


Do you feel comfortable with answering personal questions?
Hah, what do I look like? A woman?

Have you held hands with anybody in the past week?
I break hands when they come into contact.


Are you a loud person?
When you don't shut the f*#! up, I have to be.


Are you wearing any jewelry?
Jewelry are for women.


Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No I sleep with women.


What are you doing tomorrow?
YOU!

Is there anyone that you wish you could forget?
All of you.


Did you kiss anyone today?
Didn't you ask this already?

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
I wish I didn't have eyes, so I wouldn't have to look at your ugly faces.


How many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now?
20's are for nerds, 100's are the way to go.


Do you get along with guys or girls better?
My muscles.


Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
Yes, I put most of them in their graves.


What was the WORST thing that happened to you today?
Seeing all of these ugly people on myspace.


What did you do this Valentine' s Day?
your face.


Is it easy to make you cry?
Haha.


Do you consider yourself lucky?
Lucky? living in a world with you?? HA.


Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
I'm better than okay.


Do you tell people you're okay when you're really not?
That's none of your concern.


What do you have pierced on you?
I have bullet holes, spear wounds, and gashes. They're all in there, apart of me.


Have you ever been on a blind date?
I wish I was blind for that.


When is the last time you saw fireworks? With who?
I don't see them, but people see stars when I hit them.


What are you planning on doing after this survey?
You.


What is bothering you right now?
You.


Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
Books are for girls.


Lose a best friend lately?
I don't lose them, they lose me.


Have you told anybody you loved them today?
Every night and morning to mu muscles.


Did you cry today?
HA.


Was today a good day?
You idiot, Good Friday was yesterday.


What are you eating for dinner tonight?
15 polish children.


Do you like winter?
I told you what I like.


What are you excited about?
Beating you up.


Do you want to see someone this very minute?
Never again.


When was the last time you saw your father?
My father is a good man.


Have you ever had pink eye?
I made someone have black eye.


The last CD you listened to, from where did you get it?
Get? I do not get, I demand and reek in the rewards.


When you last got dressed, did you put on your bottoms or your top first?
I have someone to do that for me.


Have you ever dropped your cell phone in the water?
I'm not a retard.